Oh yays!  Something much needed... an update!

Anyways, wrestling season has started.  That means dieting, running, practicing, running, less eating and drinking, running, and some more running.  We faced Klein Collins in a dual this past Thursday @ Home.  We beat them 48-22, with all the seniors wrestling well and winning.  I beat my opponent 21-8 as well.  The fan turnout was quite nice and the gym got pretty loud.

This Saturday our team placed 7th out of 15+ at the Klein Collins Bearcat Invitational, although we were missing 3 weight classes (103, 119, 180).  I wrestled pretty well only losing to a state-ranked freshmen from the Woodlands 19-8.  I went 4-1 for the day, and since you are only allowed to wrestle 5 matches, I could not wrestle for 3rd/4th.  The tournament ran smoothly but seedings/brackets were rather faulty.  Many of the experienced varsity had to face the 1st or 2nd seed in the second round of the tournament, which caused much frustration.  Among other placers on the team were Zach Benson - 1st @ 275, and JP Bubb - 3rd @ 135.  The rest of the team wrestled well, although they did not place.

Nia's b-day party occurred after my wrestling tourney, happy b-day to you Nia.  It was a pretty big party with a lot of people from different 'groups' showing up and hanging out.  I must say, it was well hosted and I had fun for the most part... until I started belligerently nodding off and whatnot, but that's besides the point. 

Anyways, I should be updating more often, since these things are cool.

-ALEJANDRO 

Went to wrestling camp @ OU (Oklahoma University) and finished 11-1 in duals and 3-2 in the tournament.

3 sessions a day @ 9 AM, 2 PM, and 6PM... I took naps in between each.  9 AM session was always the technique session... meanwhile the 2PM and 6PM sessions were duals (1 or 2). 

I earned the nicknames Cancun, Bars, and Snoozy.  Cancun because I went to Cancun and brought back some nice stories, Bars because of my ONE TIME experimentation with Bars, and Snoozy because I slept all the time.

These were the nicknames given to the following wrestlers:

Jon Paul - A.D.D. - Could not last more than 2 minutes without messing/fiddling with something

Joey - Hermie - Consistently presented the statistic that 18% of all humans are hermaphrodites.

Damon - Low Pack - Had undefined lower abs

Philip - Bi Polar - Had a short fuse (generally @ joey)

Kyle - Midol - Constantly whined

Alan - Ali - Punched me in the back of the head in front of who knows how many people (public area)

Owen - Radio - Watch the movie "Radio".

And... here's the Mayde Creek OU Wrestling Camp war story:

After purchasing pizza from Will Rowe (2x Texas State Champ, Junior Nationals Runner-up) and upon him allowing us an extended curfew... me, Joey, Cameron, and JP decide to put our laundry in the dryer @ 10:45, after our 10:30 curfews.  As we ascend the emergency fire stairs... JP and Joey decide to start screaming "TEYON!" repeatedly in high pitched wails.  We know no camp counselors are on our floor, so it seemed like the perfect opportunity to be obnoxious - and JP has A.D.D.

So when we make it to the 6th floor (our floor) we pop out of the emergency fire door in pure utter joy and laughter... only to find Will Rowe staring at us in confusion.  We juke him only to find Teyon Ware (NCAA National Champ, 4x Oklahoma State Champ) in front of the door.  JP and Joey start blaming each other for the noise.  Here is the short convo that took place in the hall.

Teyon:  What are you guys doing out past curfew?

JP:  Will Rowe said we could!

Will Rowe:  Yeah but I told you guys to be quiet!

Joey:  That was Jon Paul!

JP:  No that was Joey.

Teyon:  Just go to your rooms.

Oh... the story doesn't end there.

About 10 minutes pass by and JP, me, Kyle, and Alan want to goto Joey/Damon/Phil's room.  So JP whips out the CD and reverses it, using the shiny side as a mirror to make sure the coast was clear in the hallway.  JP cracks the door open and sticks the CD out.  So here's what happens:

JP: Alright, it's clear!

*JP runs out my/Alan's room*

Unknown voice:  Oh it's clear huh?

*Kyle's look of shock, followed by him running back to his room as I sit in the nearest chair... JP runs into Damon/Joey/Phil's room.*

Turns out the unknown voice is none other than Teyon Ware.  So my door is wide open as I'm sitting in the chair and Teyon walks in.

Teyon:  Now why do you have to go and say "It's clear"?

Me:  I didn't.

Teyon:  What, you think I'm stupid?  I was standing right there.

Me:  It wasn't me.

Teyon:  Was it the dude who ran next door?

Me:  ...yeah.

Teyon:  What's his name?

Me:  ...

Teyon:  ...

Me:  ...Jon Paul.

Teyon:  Aight.

So Teyon calls out JP and JP makes a quick excuse about his antics, with Joey screaming "He's lying!" over and over in the background.  Eventually, Teyon apologizes to me for calling me out and starts laughing hysterically at our actions.  It was a scary night.

LATES!

Alex

News flash!

Ok, it's been a while, but... fuck shit rocket... ok:

Summer's been tight thus far with lots of shit going on.

Had wrestling "technique" camp at Cinco Ranch w/ jp and damon from June 7 - June 11.  The camp advertised "technique camp" but in reality, it was a week of hell and nonstop drilling.  Since then, I've worked out maybe 3 or 4 times.

Following wrestling camp began another several weeks of work at Shogun, several tight get-togethers, and sessions of fun. 

Then on June 26 I went to Cancun.  Being able to drink all week long was pretty badass, so I created a lifetime of memories in a 7-day period.  Oh ya and I met about 40 people over the course of the week in Cancun, and had a fuckin blast. 

UPDATE:  I have names I remembered and their locations on notepad, so it's confirmed that I met 37 people.  Will be listed soon!

So then I get back on July 3, July 8 marks Schlitterbahn.  So I get the 100% OK several hours before departing for Schlitterbahn... sweet.  So we get there (about 10 people) and I lose my wallet on the first ride... that killed my buzz for a good 2 hours.  Then I was like - fuck it, and enjoyed the rest of my day/night.  The next day I get a call and Schlitterbahn staff has found my wallet... although I was missing $10 and my wallet smells&looks like HKFTIULEFLUGH, I'm quite satisfied.  Among those that went on the Schlitterbahn trip... joe, melissa, glen, eric, julie, steve, brandon, francisco... and there were a couple other people but I forgot their names.  I arrived home safely.

Now I'm back and I'm gonna work and play and stuff... come to Shogun on Fri/Sat to visit me, tiffany, and andrew. Shogun is slowly being overtaken... which is my master plan. 

On the 15th I leave for Norman, Oklahoma for wrestling camp @ Oklahoma University.

And then on July 20, marks the birth of Alex.  Alex-mas should be marked on your calenders as an international holiday.  You've been given permission to deny all responsibilities on July 20... and everyday following.

HOPEFULLY on Aug 3, I may be travelling up to Grand Prarie for the Jack Johnson concert.  That's IF Ryan gets the OK... so ya, it'll prolly go down.

Aside from having a failing liver and a tumor in my lungs... and liquor shits off the heezy... and having beer goggles almost 24/7... I'm having a pretty tight summer.

OVER AND OUT

-Alex

Monday > i was bored so in a last ditch effort to suppress my boredom I called lizfig.  she was w/ shernesha and said we [Andrew and I] could go over there if we brought food.  we concocted sandwiches consisting of cheese (still in plastic wrapping), chocolate syrup, oatmeal cereal, and icecream... and put them in sandwich bags. 

So we got there and gave them the sandwiches, and they screamed and made a ruckus.  stuff happens-

then we went to sonic... stuff happens...  and then we left them at sonic.  we gave them a 10-minute waiting period... liz fig calls in 10 minutes and i tell her we're at home... me and andrew find out that lizfig and shernesha are walking home... so we pick them up and drop them off... and my floor mats get muddy...  the end.

then we goto the cliffs... and jump in once... then we goto nick's house for hottubbing w/ kimg, daisy, andrew, and nick and me and matt... and then i go home... and find out i cant goto galveston...

then today i stayed home... then went to see constantine... and then im here now.

and then,.. idontcareaboutgrammarandpunctuation.

bye